"that's not writing, it's typing"
- Capote re Kerouac

But it's safer at the docks.

But it's safer at the docks.

We oughta know by now.

We oughta know by now.

Nutria, the 2nd peril within the Fire Swamp.

Nutria, the 2nd peril within the Fire Swamp.

I'm assuming that this group is a metal band composed entirely of black people.

I'm assuming that this group is a metal band composed entirely of black people.

You're right.  Perfeclty IS a cromulent word!

You're right.  Perfeclty IS a cromulent word!

You know, I never heard the word "perfeclty" until I moved to the AVClub.

You know, I never heard the word "perfeclty" until I moved to the AVClub.

It's more of a Patch Adams thing … but Cordry might look fetching in a nurse's outfit now that you mention it.

It's more of a Patch Adams thing … but Cordry might look fetching in a nurse's outfit now that you mention it.

I'd love to listen in on a random conversation.

I'd love to listen in on a random conversation.

Show off.

Show off.

wrapped around a cluster of sticks.