Bullshit. We dogs like big butts and there's no lying about it.

Who doesn't look good?  The strippers or the werewolves?
Wait… it can't be both, can it?

Who doesn't look good?  The strippers or the werewolves?
Wait… it can't be both, can it?

Miss Scarlett - in the bedroom - with the lead pipe.  
No, the candlestick!  
Who am I kidding, I'm over 40, it's the rope.

Miss Scarlett - in the bedroom - with the lead pipe.  
No, the candlestick!  
Who am I kidding, I'm over 40, it's the rope.

Knock it off, you two. (SNIFF)
 Don't make me put my bullet in my gun!

Knock it off, you two. (SNIFF)
 Don't make me put my bullet in my gun!

Katie should try spinning. Because that's a good trick.

Katie should try spinning. Because that's a good trick.

That's the problem with your Scientology.  Too many damn Dire Wraiths.

That's the problem with your Scientology.  Too many damn Dire Wraiths.

This is my mother-in-law. 
I'd much prefer your standard "hate yer mother-in-law" relationship to her constant mis-remembering of every damn thing that has anything to do with me.  Either that, or I am a monster.  But if I was a monster… she'd be dead.  Hmmmm… decisions, decisions….

This is my mother-in-law. 
I'd much prefer your standard "hate yer mother-in-law" relationship to her constant mis-remembering of every damn thing that has anything to do with me.  Either that, or I am a monster.  But if I was a monster… she'd be dead.  Hmmmm… decisions, decisions….

A reply to all of your dirty sex talk and religions.

A reply to all of your dirty sex talk and religions.

What he said.

What he said.

Raimi's Spider-Man:  Blonde plays redhead.

Raimi's Spider-Man:  Blonde plays redhead.

Hit an honest triple and pulled himself up by his own damn boot straps!