Skip to my loo.

A long long time ago. I can still remember how that music made me want to kill myself or start a bar fight…

A long long time ago. I can still remember how that music made me want to kill myself or start a bar fight…

Hmmmm… Hammer? No. Bat? Nah. Mini-Chainsaw? Hmmm. Samurai Sword? Samurai Sword it is!

Hmmmm… Hammer? No. Bat? Nah. Mini-Chainsaw? Hmmm. Samurai Sword? Samurai Sword it is!

It "worked" but that's all it did.  Loads of plot holes and weird lazy coincidences (conveniently beamed to a planetoid that just happens to have Scotty and Future Spock on it … and not far away to boot?)

It "worked" but that's all it did.  Loads of plot holes and weird lazy coincidences (conveniently beamed to a planetoid that just happens to have Scotty and Future Spock on it … and not far away to boot?)

It's gonna be a real "no-brainer" huh?

It's gonna be a real "no-brainer" huh?

Sufferin' Succotash?

Sufferin' Succotash?

Kristen Schaal was my girlfriend in High School (she lived in Canada, you wouldn't have known her)

Kristen Schaal was my girlfriend in High School (she lived in Canada, you wouldn't have known her)

@GhaleonQ:disqus  Know when to walk away. Know when to flush.

@GhaleonQ:disqus  Know when to walk away. Know when to flush.

"Town Called Panic" is one amazing entertainment experience.
My kids, 10 and 7 at the time, thought it was hilarious.

"Town Called Panic" is one amazing entertainment experience.
My kids, 10 and 7 at the time, thought it was hilarious.

PLUS Randy Newman feels that Short People have no reason to live and… Paul is short.

PLUS Randy Newman feels that Short People have no reason to live and… Paul is short.

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