I believe it's his wallet that calls him that.

You've got a weird idea of what porn is … man.

Oh Afghamistam, you (and the wine I've been drinking tonight) have led me to confide and recount one story that makes my wife, in my opinion, the coolest person on Earth.  See, I had said bypass when I was 36. It's a genetic piece of heart attack bullshit and when I, at a low point, said "My God, what's next? What can…

Speaking of Alien again, and sorry about last time, the android reveal because at that time nobody had any idea what the fuck was going on.  I mean, androids were fucking C-3PO. They didn't gibber and spew milk everywhere.  Since I thought it was a human or something it was just so fucking weird and wrong and weird…

"This is how Brundle-Fly eats…"

It was innocence. She was terrific through it all and meant well. And, well, she does have some great nipples.

No, I'm talking about HIS bypass and the scene where he removes the vertical  bandage to reveal his scar… which pretty much happened to me a few weeks later when after a shower I removed said bandage to….

I'm not joking here… but my wife, while loving, awesome and saintly in how she took care of me otherwise… did bring Alien on DVD to my hospital room as I was recovering from a quadruple bypass.  I passed on the movie, in horror, because, you know, I didn't really want to rewatch the Alien spaghetti scene after my…

All Nicolas Cage movies have lizard cam and the crazy acting.  Or at least they do when I watch them.

Dorsey!

I like how Tom Waits released a video for his 2011 tune "Satisfaction" that not only had the REAL moves like Jagger in it, it also contains the line:

I'm raging nerd enough for one family thanks.

I do not want what I haven't got.

Midway monsters and super Chiefs.

Screened the first two Spider-Man movies for the kids…
Played the boardgame Clue twice…
Played some of the Dead Rising DLC….
Viewed the 2nd season premiere of Downton Abbey…..
Got my ass kicked by my nine year old son at Mario Kart Wii and Blur 360
Told…

NPH has a muchness about him. He never lost his muchness.

I think it's worse that Jar-Jar called him "Annie" but the devastating thing was that Natalie called him "Annie."

All right, fine, who EXCEPT the state of fucking Oregon?

The odds of having a Hollywood acting career being what they are …

It probably does suck to have oneself "defined" before one can even wrap their head around the idea of defining oneself but every kid actor goes through this. There has to be a support group somewhere for kid actors defined by a lucky or unlucky role. It's a pity he seems to be heading toward Screech or Urkel land…