"Hey, I'm Mark Wahlberg, you guys know me. Lets go talk to animals. Hey dog, howsitgoin? I like your fur, that looks really great. So you're a dog right? What's that all about? I could have stopped 9/11. Ok. Well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mutha for me, ok?"

I can only remember one Rudner line and it's a good one:
"Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them and my mother cleans them."

+ Angelica Houston!!!!

Her eyes be buggin' too.
And she's also Professor McGonagall…. Ow! Why does this person keep slapping me?

He's wrong of course.  People from Wichita, Kansas are stupid for plenty of other non-Depp related reasons.

Hardcore fans of Punch Drunk Love.

What with WWII being fucking fascinating and all your blown mind does seem pretty crazy.

Hey, is this that show with Professor McGonagall?   
OW… hey!!!  WTF is your problem?!?

Sparks = lovably clueless.

Every so often I'll crack open The Road or better, Blood Meridian, at random to just read a few pages.  I just love his writing that much that a random page or paragraph can be satisfying out of context.

That sounds pretty good. Does it have a name that you can recall?

Human Centipedes will inherit the Earth.

Thanks for the post, that actually sounds like something I'd like a lot. 
Though, with Michelle Williams, tit would be nice too.

Just ask Michelle Bachmann

That sentence does need clarifying… Perhaps linking too, of appropriate… And by appropriate I clearly mean MEN.

If Michael Park isn't the preacher guy then whoever he is didn't register at all. The preacher guy was pretty damn awesome though.

Gravy, bone, pig, bts of meat, Kevin Smith = metaphorical pattern

eh, it's something to post about.

Sniff.
What?
STOP LOOKING AT ME!

It bothers me, for some weird reason, that he liked Red State.  
I've seen a lot of movies like Red State… I mean there are tons of movies just like it appearing on Netflix Instant Watch on a daily basis… but that one really felt like a Masters of Horror or something equally blah that features a director who is…