I won't make music because I know they'd steal it.
Then I'd have to sue them, but because I live in Canada, the most I can sue for is $5.49 and a beer.
I also won't make music because my robotic wrists aren't supple enough to play the guitar. Damn you science; creators of mechanical wrists and autotune! Kill all…

That's one of my all-time favorite lines from Futurama. That, and "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."