Where’s Sneak King?

Well spend some time at Camp Slippamickey.

He keeps trying to get into smaller and smaller pants.

Well, he could cure rabies if he wanted to.

Greatest two opening sentences since possibly the actual bible.

It's my favorite show, 'Sports Yelling.'

FYI if you're reading Squirrel Girl in Comixology using guided view you may be missing the footnotes at the bottom of the pages. Also, I need the Deadpool Explains the Marvel Universe trading cards to be a real thing.

What to expect from aliens when we make first contact?

I haven’t spent any money and have near 100% capture rate and S ranking up to the most recently added area. It has been updated for free with tons of new content, contests, and fun new variations on the core mechanics. I do not find this annoying.

WHO IS SWIMMING OH MY GOD BEAR IS SWIMMING HOW CAN THIS BE

I'm a sucker for anything I see with a classic (i.e. 70s or 80s) logo. A recent Orange is the New Black had a flashback where someone was drinking a Budweiser with an era-appropriate label and I got a huge rush of nostalgia even though I would have only been 10 in 1985 or whenever that show's loosely defined time…

A++ on the header image.

He must sing Private Eyes at some point.

He wants to return beauty and peace to the island by blowing the fuck out of shit and blowing the shit out of fuck.

Nothing on BERT! ?

There is a bundle up on the e-shop for all the new content for both systems for $29.16

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RIP In Peace!

It needs to hurry up and be 1996 week so I can mention I just got tickets to see Failure and Hum in October.

I've had a really manic and unsatisfying week in games. Messed around with the original Witcher on PC. The first five levels of BOXBOY. I even spent money on an app and stayed with You Must Build A Boat for a few hours. The requisite Pokemon Shuffle. A little bit of Puzzles and Dragons Super Mario Edition. Nothing is…