Cut to commercial break with Republican-sponsored message that the worst thing for our country is universal healthcare.

Duly noted.

I think aesthetically the Thomas show was great, but those stories…ay yay yay.  They're really tough because seriously 95% of the plot is the trains being awful to each other, then they supposedly "learn something" at the end, only to be awful to each other in the next story.

I thought it was Kirk's mom.  Also, Kirk's mom:  about a hundred dollars.

I think all kids love Thomas - and yes Al, the old ones are freakin' awesome!  I've never owned a train set, but I just imagine they had a blast creating all those sets.  [mimes lighting a bong]

I love my dead gay train!

Steve Martin was in Wings?  What, did he play banjo?

To salute the growing obesity epidemic:  Rascals.

[sheepishly puts pants back on in the middle of the library]

The AV Club
In case you didn't catch it the first time:  Dawes!!!

What about the Russian summer comedy Grown Comrades 2?

I didn't recognize him without the ball gag.

Not to mention that he's just trying to make his way on this big ball of dirt, like the rest of us.

OK people, can we please just knock it off with the professional indoor lacrosse talk around here?  It's getting to the point that nothing else can be discussed!

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus :  Eh, whatever, they used to give awards to anything back then.  Sunrise, sunset, noon…

@avclub-1d04064d540beb34e0cc414561bc6f35:disqus :  Well, they're all named like an 11 year old boy's version of rockstars, so they never grow old, really.

That's probably a stronger endorsement than most people use to torrent anything.

Man, they got Duffed.

"I'm my own man, I've got my own bloody midgets.  Other companies may promise you bloody midgets…"

I believe the correct plural is "oompas loompa".