Wrong kid died!

And I'll bet Hans Zimmer wasn't even asked to score Grown Ups 2!

Well, if a giant robot can't change itself into a truck or a car, that's just ridiculous!

Remember Adam, it's not YOU-deocrity, it's ME-deocrity.

But…but self importance is the most important kind of importance!

Shadow puppets are the only pure form of visual storytelling for children.  Anything else is an abomination!

Say…bombarding the Middle East with Adam Sandler films might just win us this war on terror!

Giant robot to @kirivinokur:disqus :  "Who y'all sayin' be like da Transformers, sucka?"

In the final scene a judge proclaims "And let us never speak of him again under penalty of torture!"

Stop it, all of you!  STOP IT!  Can't you see that Grown Ups 2 is TEARING US APART!?!?

And then there are those who will find Grown Ups 2 "a little too preachy".

Obviously Wallace went to the wrong movie this weekend, is where he was at.

@avclub-0527c4449619569cd565d724216aea04:disqus :  Wait, seriously?  $80 million?   Wow, that's more insulting than the resulting movie.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus :  Right.  But if it was me I would say "well, here we are at our chosen vacation spot, we'll be here for a month or whatever, why not try to make something that's actually funny?"

Wait…Space Jam isn't considered a torture porn classic?

I've read Dinosaur Comics from time to time in the past, but never consistently, so I'm totally unaware of these books.

"You will attain Q-level celebrity - defined as 'minimal notoriety as an anonymous commenter on a pop culture website' - which will ultimately lead to your death.  Enjoy!"

@avclub-b3c8fb045ba4d7b395b3e319d98fa17f:disqus :  This deserves to be showered with likes.

IMO it's a symbiotic, messy relationship in which stars and the media leach off of each other.  Someone like Kim Kardashian manufactures as much bullshit publicity as she can because that's all she's about.  She has no discernible talent or worth and was born into money.  I don't care if she's harassed because she's…

Wait…it's been awhile since anyone mentioned Dawes, so I just thought I'd jump in here.