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I watched Goonies with my 6 and 9 year old and they thought it was too scary. I thought they were being a bunch of babies, but the movie was more of a fright-fest than I remembered.

Andy Cohen from Silkworm is an underappreciated guitar player from a woefully obscure band. The solo from Don't Make Plans this Friday always gives me chills.

I feel extremely blessed that Pornhub and infrequent sex with my wife is enough for me.

My 10 year old son is very curious about GTA and knows it's not appropriate but I caught him watching game play videos on YouTube featuring some shitbag with serious potty mouth. I'm not a prude who thinks video games are rotting our kids' brains but I fucking hate everything about GTA.

I'm taking my 10 year old to see Dan TDM this weekend. If you know who he is you're either a parent like me or 10 like my son. Who the fuck knows what kind of show a YouTube celebrity gamer is going to put on in a 1000+ seat theater, but my kid is beyond excited.

Tucker Carlson!

I was confused and somewhat incensed when I realized in the song that bass = the butt and treble = titties. They are not mutually exclusive! The song is essentially saying titties are bad and I don't get it.

I walked out on Jaws 4. I couldn't get over the fact that the shark followed them from Cape Cod or wherever to the Bahamas even though they flew there. Like, how did the shark know how to find them and where they were going?

I was told a long time ago that Dr Pepper's flavor was derived by prunes and have believed it every since, but that's probably an urban myth

Yeah these stylistic choices, etc had me eye rolling throughout the episode. I didn't enjoy the episode much and sort of came away from it feeling frustrated.

I rewatched the musical sequence at the end of the final a handful of times because it was so good

“I have come to realize how exhausting and narcissistic and ultimately
boring this whole dynamic is, and I finally feel brave enough to create
some distance for myself,” she says. Hey I had the same thought about this show!

He's like a sexy Harry Nillson. Haven't heard the new record yet, but "I love you, Honey Bear" is worth a listen if you're into singer songwriters that actually have a point of view.

Father John Misty has a new record? </sarcasm>

At work we're developing a podcast and one of the requirements is the host can't be a (presumably hetero, cis) white male. I'm somewhat ambivalent about it, being one myself who also believes in inclusion and diversity. Anyway, I like Klepper and look forward to this.

Right. it's not about the money, it's about being denied a seat at the cool kids table.

Marc Maron sounded real butt-hurt on WTF a while ago because Drag City wouldn't put out his special on vinyl, speculating it was because he wasn't edgy or cool enough. I bet this news will make him blow a gasket.

I'm not going to click on that but I hope it's the "Subaru is like punk rock, except it's a car" commercial"

I remember during the 90s dotcom boom, there was an urban myth going around that BMW dealerships in the Bay Area were out of stock and there was a wait list because all the new rich bought them up. Whether or not it was true, it really aggravated me.

I have to admit, I've never thought about dinosaurs having sex before, which seems kind of weird.