Serious question: what is frottage? Scared to Google it.

lol at the "screenshot from video" photo caption. Someone's phoning it in today.

Aziz Ansari's bit where he overhears 50 cent order grapefruit soda and then complain that it's not purple is the best

I would like to understand this La Croix meme. It's a brand of seltzer water (from a company that makes Faygo and is currently under investigation for financial impropriaties) and I'm struggling to find what's so ironic or funny or subversive or whatever about it.

*swoooooooon* that gave me a heart boner

I had the same thought but ultimately he deserves to get paid and this could be a sort of way to advocate and set a precedent for artists that aren't rich and getting screwed over.

I went to Palm Springs this past weekend for a wedding, same weekend as
Desert Trip aka Oldchella. Walking around town I saw a lot of boomers
who probably refer to Bob Dylan as Zimmy in casual conversation.

Sorry, my reading comprehension skills aren't so good. I'm the big dummy!

And reasonably priced, imo!

I'm truly sorry that happened to you and I respect your integrity. In any situation of sexual assault I would absolutely do whatever it took to stop it from happening.

That's Camper Van Beethoven ya big dummy!

Some "various reasons" for not speaking up are avoiding potential violence or consequences that would affect a person's livelihood. I get where you're coming from and if a friend or family member pulled this crap I would absolutely call them out. If my boss or some thick-necked roided-out dirtbag in line in front of…

If Billy Bush had said nothing and just nodded and smiled he would have been fine. Trump is a vindictive prick, but I can't imagine he could or would get a guy fired for not playing along with this vile offensive shit (sorry, locker room talk).

Dude on the left is doing it wrong; you're supposed to go vertically with the veins, not horizontally across.

"Not Ready to Make Nice" by the Dixie Chicks floors me. I don't listen to them at all but when that song used to be everywhere I had to brace myself when it came on. The whole song gave me goosebumps but the bridge and these lyrics get me every time and my eyes are welling up just writing this:

The name doesn't do them any favors IMO. It's like any late-to-the-party band 10 years ago with Wolf or Deer in their name. It says "we want to jump on this bandwagon"

On Pete Holme's podcast, Bo Burnham said some pretty pointed things about his disappointment with Colbert's performance on the Late Show and I totally agree. He didn't have to continue the Colbert Report persona but he could have done something different or original. Yes, he's playing to a broader, more mainstream…

Nice try South Park. To paraphrase Louis CK, I'm a straight, white male so it is literally impossible to offend me or hurt my feelings.

"I forgot armed robbery was illegal" - Steve Martin

I'd never heard it either and only lasted about 30 seconds. God I hate this insipid anthem rock with the gang vocals and the heys and the hos. We're going to look back his and the "wah-oh, wah-oh" vocal hooks found in so many songs and autotune, etc. and think what the fuck happened to pop music?