I know, right?  Seriously, If he thinks scaring a sleeping person proves he's good at practical jokes, does he beat up people in wheelchairs to prove he's badass?

Well, it's not Twilight, so probably not.

Oh shit.. I just checked.. you're twenty. *facepalm*   At your age you SHOULD have had a fully developed cerebral cortex for a whole year.  I apologize.. I thought you were a little kid, I didn't realize you were "special".  Now I feel like a total cunt-monkey for picking on the developmentally disabled.

LOL  I think she's only 30ish or something.  If you think that's old, you're probably 15… since that's too young to have a fully developed cerebral cortex, I'll go gentle on you.   I shall simply point out that unless you a) die before you turn 20 b) realize how imbecilic it is to say 30 is old… you're going to be…