"I've lied about more than 9/11. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it"- Steve Rannazzisi

Food is a pretty important motif in the movie; fine food represents the glamorous perks of the mob. Hell, when Henry goes into witness protection, his chief complaint is the lack of good food.

I'm getting started on my fall/winter goal of delving into dark, pessimistic, misanthropic philosophy books, and I'm beginning with Jim Crawford's Confessions of an Antinatalist. He supports what is obviously a very off-putting ideology for some people, but the writing is sharp and, sometimes, really heart-wrenching.

I re-read The God of Small Things, and it's just as gorgeous, bizarre, enveloping, powerful, and fucked up as I remember.

I thought the A.V Club banned those!

Say what you want about Gibbard's occasionally mushy and sometimes outright cringe-inducing lyrics, but the man has an ear for gorgeous melodies.

-Guy Fieri

That's cool, Dikachu, but what about the study?

There should be some kind of warning before any clip of Scott Walker talking. Makes me jump every time.

The Fat Jew will probably just steal the banana trick anyway.

"Where's his birth certificate?"- Donald Trump

I just come for the open bar.

The A.V. Club
Hiding beneath a thick layer of irony

Really, it can't be anymore boring than the average found footage film.

We know it's you, Feldman!

That's disgusting, of course not.

I don't know if I would classify it as "horror", but Inland Empire remains the Lynch movie that consistently terrifies the shit out of me.

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More drugs than man

I thought they closed that place down!

I'm glad people from all over the political spectrum can bond over their mutual hatred of Minions.