I watched "Total Rickall" for the third time yesterday, because, holy shit, what an incredible episode.

Being out of good jokes never stopped any other A.V. Club commenter.

The Thing, it's really a metaphor for big dicks…

"I get so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere".

"These kids, they're picking their noses, they're picking their…wherever"- Donald Trump

He meant to say "sick with listeria".

Make sure you dunk it in the toilet.

"Somewhere along the line, being a chef became the third manliest profession…"

Well, "less worse". I feel uncomfortable using the term "better".

Now Escambia has something to put on the entrance sign!

I didn't vote for Stoppleman.

Really, when has a rich, white CEO done something questionable?

I give my upvotes in an unmarked envelope, slid underneath a bathroom door.

My college did something like that- they used my car!
*wipes sweat from brow* Oh, I get no respect at all.

"Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street, and that's a long way to go for making out".

All I'm saying is, who's taking the photograph? #stayawake

Or Crystal Bell! I guess they never got over their very one-sided feud.

ISIS is, uh, "over there", right?

-Nathan Lane

Song of the South hasn't really been tapped for sequels or reboots. I can't imagine why.