They can't replace him with Fresno, though, because he's incarcerated.

It's as good of a defense for white people using the N-word as I've heard.

Rich, white, male twenty-somethings and unbelievably naive racism go together like peas and carrots.

Hurry, someone hide Gene Shalit!

Fortunately for the producers and make-up artists, he just wanders onto the set like that in every movie he's cast in.

Also, it might not be widely known, but Bush is actually entirely composed of Juicy Fruit.

Series top 5?

"The healthcare's cheap, the workcamp's there, the general tone is llaissez-faire!"

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A literal baby, masquerading as a grown woman

And how do we know a movie is set during the Vietnam War without "Fortunate Son"?

*squints*

"It seems Pyle was cut from his abdomen to his sternum, had most of his internal organs carefully removed, and was finally hung from the town flagpoll".

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im drunk. well done?

I'd go as far as to say he's downright Furious 7

She'd be the most sexually active A.V. Club poster if it wasn't for Idiotking.

I bet she never saw that cumming!

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe in my meth lab last week, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

Or when you need to scare Stephen King out of your yard.

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I'm jerking off right now

"Most people- who live in areas where there are actual Mexican restaurants, anyway-"
I'll have you know there's a perfectly acceptable Moe's around the block from my town's Taco Bell!