There was an Onion article on this back in the day - something like "Area Man Masturbates to Porn Bought Ironically" - but I don't want to search for it because I'm at work.

Here I thought you all got into journalism for the chance to eat strange candies from Japan…

And it was just tearing my family apart

Since I've already completely forgotten it, I would say yes.

Wouldn't be shocked if the rocker had ignored a "no trespassing" sign or something. Though it would have been nice if they had shown it to us…

Monogrammed panties that he had given her.

Damn, and I just bought the Moore Swamp Thing run last year. Why do they always start releasing the hardcovers right after I've finished buying a series? Did the same damn thing with Y the Last Man…

Would have been better if it were her panties or something.

Oh yeah. Couldn't remember who had played the role, as I haven't seen those eps in years.

If anything, I would have said the guy that played the old retired X-Files guy that Mulder would sometimes meet with/talk to.

I think the pen was supposed to be in her bag or something. But yeah…

How could you write that whole review
and not mention The X-Files? I mean, the guy investigated paranormal activity for the FBI, had a basement office where the walls were covered with pictures of aliens and such, and everyone kept saying variations of "want to believe."

There are magazines that are definitely worth the subscription cost (Harper's, Atlantic, Economist, etc.), but the issue I have is that if I don't read a magazine the second I get it out of the mailbox (or the second after I buy it at the airport magazine store), I never look at it again. I read the news, etc.,…

Yeah, other than the Economist, I don't think I've ever spent more than like $30 on a year of a magazine. And that was a weekly.

Or maybe if there was an easy way to get e-book versions of books I already own/buy new without having to pay twice. That would be sweet. I mean, that's why digital audio took off - people could convert the CDs they already had. But I can't do that with my books unless I buy a better scanner and spend pretty much…

@ PVC - I also remember that no one cared about said drop kicked jacket.

Wait, Lost was a spinoff of Perfect Strangers?

I've heard (and enjoyed) some of her music, but I, too, had no idea she was still alive.

All the stupider because no one ever wanted to buy the photograph until, oh, two weeks ago when they realized it was the one Fairey had used as inspiration. I mean, the photo isn't that good. If Fairey's use of it isn't fair use, then pretty much nothing in this world is (which, admittedly, is the position of the…

Totally all about the idol. I think the Werewolf is a worshiper of the Old Ones or something.