Guess what? I've never read Of Mice and Men. Do I care that I know the plot of the story? Nope. Hell, Bugs Bunny spoiled it for me when I was a kid via his relationship with the Abominable Snowman.

Here's the thing, though: In the canonical Hannibal Lecter universe, SPOILERS FOR RED DRAGON FOLLOW Freddy Lounds is actually murdered — in a book that was published THIRTY-THREE years ago. Where do we draw the line when it comes to keeping information about popular culture a secret?

I personally feel that potentially being spoiled is part of the package that comes with making the decision not to watch a show in real time.

Really? Even after Fuller's description? It's a great big "NOPE" for me.

The carrot thing may very well be a reference to Mason being a pedophile in Harris' book, but I don't think Fuller was trying to imply that Mason is a pedophile in this universe as well. Mason tossed the kid a chocolate, then walked away. I don't think we're meant to infer that the kid was impelled to follow him,…

Yeah, the one on the TV Guide website. I had this feeling when I read it that he was full shit, only because he never explicitly said, "oh yeah, Will definitely killed Freddie, and he and Hannibal were definitely chowing down on some Freddie long-pig."

My guess is that Fuller ultimately regretted letting the cat out of the bag in regard to Chilton's fate, so he decided to play things differently with Freddie's fate.

My favorite line of the episode. Mason Verger is so hilariously insane.

Yeah, I think I need to close the computer, slowly back away, and go to bed.

Yeah, not much.

Oh jesus.

She's giving Littlefinger a handy under the table right this very moment.

The two of them do look a lot alike, but that's not who I'm thinking of. The guy I'm thinking of is American, I think.

Ok Dude, totally off topic, but I'm blown away by the fact that your account is only a day old. I'm shocked that no one had come up with this gimmick profile on AVC before. Shame on AVC! Kudos to you, Dude.

I totally found myself thinking that Cal kinda sorta looked like Daario, but brushed it off. He also looks a lot like another actor whose face I can see clearly, but whose name is a mystery to me. Anybody know who I'm talking about?

There's a scene where Sarah starts crying while talking to Kira and Kira doesn't bat an eyelash, she just keeps nodding and has this look on her face like, "Yeah yeah Mommy, I get it, I get it." She has her shit together more than Sarah does.

There's always craigslist. But yeah, that wouldn't make for a good show. Well, it could. But not this show.

Oh my, I had completely forgotten about that horrifying treadmill incident that nearly brained poor little Harrison.

Really, now that I've thought about it, the situation Will was in is unclear at the moment. We'll find out more about it next week, I'm assuming.

It's *extremely* easy to do artificial insemination in the privacy of your own home. You have the intended father drive over and ejaculate into some sort of container, and then you go to town with a turkey baster. I know people who've done it. A friend of mine got pregnant immediately that way. In vitro fertilization…