Deb and Dexter have not even remotely engaged in physically intimate contact with each other, and dear god, I hope they never do.

Oh wow, yeah that kid puts everyone to shame. All hail the King of Mullets!

Oh wow, yeah that kid puts everyone to shame. All hail the King of Mullets!

Can we all agree that Sociopath Ben Harmon, despite being the worst psychiatric patient in the world, has the best mullet ever?

Can we all agree that Sociopath Ben Harmon, despite being the worst psychiatric patient in the world, has the best mullet ever?

Also, every single time I hear Tom Petty's "American Girl," I can picture her singing along with it in the car right before she gets abducted. That's a movie where the visual elements of many scenes are just stuck in your head. Er, at least in my case.

Also, every single time I hear Tom Petty's "American Girl," I can picture her singing along with it in the car right before she gets abducted. That's a movie where the visual elements of many scenes are just stuck in your head. Er, at least in my case.

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

@avclub-60ac1337dd425567f906179964e55e96:disqus I have no opinion on the matter of the title change, dude. I'm just stating my hypothesis on why the original title might be construed as offensive by some.

@avclub-60ac1337dd425567f906179964e55e96:disqus I have no opinion on the matter of the title change, dude. I'm just stating my hypothesis on why the original title might be construed as offensive by some.

Ah, I had no idea about this.

Ah, I had no idea about this.

Well, the turban part is totally unnecessary. Yeah, Nazir is a motherfucker, but whether he wears a turban is inconsequential. And it seems like he rarely does. Simply "The Motherfucker" would have been a pretty sweet title.

Well, the turban part is totally unnecessary. Yeah, Nazir is a motherfucker, but whether he wears a turban is inconsequential. And it seems like he rarely does. Simply "The Motherfucker" would have been a pretty sweet title.

He really is the Bobby Draper of this show. Which means that they'll find a new kid actor to play him next season. And then another one after that.

He really is the Bobby Draper of this show. Which means that they'll find a new kid actor to play him next season. And then another one after that.

Nah, there is far too little vitriol for Carrie. Also, HRN would be devastated if Brody were killed; instead (s)he would imagine Quinn missing and making Jessica's head explode, which that cheating whore wife totally deserves. (It is Brody's JOB to cheat on Jessica; it's not her job to sleep with Mike, the shittiest…

Nah, there is far too little vitriol for Carrie. Also, HRN would be devastated if Brody were killed; instead (s)he would imagine Quinn missing and making Jessica's head explode, which that cheating whore wife totally deserves. (It is Brody's JOB to cheat on Jessica; it's not her job to sleep with Mike, the shittiest…

If she shits on a fan, I will forgive all the ridiculousness of this season's plot line.