Not exactly a recap, but this is too awesome not to share: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
I just want to take a moment to voice my appreciation for the fact that
this show is in it's fifth season and it's just as fresh and
experimental (if not more so) as it ever has been. Every episode is
different and risky in some way and the level of thought and detail put
into what is ostensibly supposed to be the…
You're doing the Lord's work, internet.
Jake just needs to learn that his body is clay and his spirit feels no pain.
What's the deal with observational comedy? Am I right?
He's going to be all right.
"Are you a 19 year old sorority girl?"
I'm just waiting for when she reveals that she's actually Andy Kaufman.
You're a stain on the Calrissian family name.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO POST ABOUT! YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
I call it the 'I'll worry about my liver when I turn 25' diet.
Or just do what I do and replace the calories you would normally spend on dinner with vodka.
Do you even have some workout to do, bro?
This is also now my go-to way of exiting social situations.
According to quantum mechanics, if you put a Franco in a box by itself, he both is and isn't a douchebag until the box is opened.
I like to imagine that that sentence can only be said in a really heavy Russian accent, regardless of what you normally sound like.
I heard that James Franco is technically in every movie, but he disappears as soon as he's observed.
When one gazes into the Franco, the Franco gazes back.
Anyone else see a buffer, blonder James Franco?