Vomitting blood, aaaaand commercial.

Cougar Village

We're missing the point, here.

Veridian Dynamics

"FART"

"Jack And Diane (spelling?)"

Netflix's numbers have been on a strong climb, largely attributed to their paid streaming service.

On April 11, 2011 the last non-schtick commenter account signs off. AVC collapses under its own weight.

Tron is going to make for a nice summer? In Australia, perhaps.

Maybe it's time for books.

But Klaus was killed post-rapture as well.

Spider-Man 3 has plot holes you could drive an Iron Man 2 through.

I can't wait for the peanut butter backlash.

"Cultists" were on one side, "the daring mavericks" were on the other. Give that paragraph a second read.

If you hate Gwyneth Paltrow and the trailer, you'll be pleased that several scenes in it (including one of hers) aren't in the movie.

Middle Men
'In Middle Men, one character turns to another and says, "You know there's nothing to jack off to on the Internet?"'

I can't think of a more rage-inducing plot device. Both from recent overuse, and that it slaps you in the face just minutes into a show.

"Twelve hours earlier"
Fuck you.

THAT'S what they bleeped out! Thanks!

Is it an Earth Day thing?
Did they light the sets with a single 40 watt bulb?