Wait. I thought everyone was giving you grief for "Is that, so." Are we seriously not talking about that?

That whole bit pretty much described me and a tiramisu.

No, it's just a snack dick.

before that, I didn't even know who did this song

Frank Black's "Cult of Ray".

Probably Desert Stormed out of there, right?

'Guilt vs. 'Privilege

The joke you're looking for is probably a mashup of a couple others.

"Jammin' on the one!"

Indeed, if she comes by before the weekend, it could lead to a pretty freaky Friday.

A normal Guy Fieri?

2:48 - Lunch with mistress.

Boy, that site is just … not very funny.

Chris Brody would notice, but he'd just stay in the corner, not wanting to speak up or interject himself into the story in any meaningful way.

Shit,if this is gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the Jessica Rabbit.

It was low-hanging fruit.

*Picks up handgun with a pencil and pats the roof of the car to let you know you can drive off*

Or cleaned.

I'll bet Diana Krall is super pissed.

Starting this pun thread is going to blow up in your face.