Last night I had Domino's pizza.

Nah, I'm too busy laughing at Slate articles where they try and explain how Zimmerman is really a white guy.

Yes, that and all that "reasonable doubt" stuff.

One time I farted and it smelled like trash.

Speaking of reposted comments, check out some of the responses I've been getting on Youtube:

Your Mother didn't say anything last night. She didn't have time - I had the chloroform over her mouth before she could scream for help.

Your moment's like a flickering candle.

Your son won't stop assraping me. Please make him stop. My cornchute can't handle much more.

America doesn't give a shit.

I remember when I was 12.

I'm a shoe-in