*I* JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY!!!

I EAT LUNCH AT ANOTHER WALMART WITH ANNE HATHAWAY WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

I INVITE YOU TO "COME UNTO CHRIST" WHENEVER YOU SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE INCREDIBLY MATURE CONVERSATION

EVERY TIME I SEE ANNE HATHohgoddamit.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY MARRYING HERSELF

She stayed in Stratford when I moved to London, so…

STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SUE ANNE HATHAWAY

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

WE CAN COMMENT ON SAVAGE LOVE NOW? THIS WON'T END WELL

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I IMAGINE ANNE HATHAWAY




















IN COCKED

I MAKE UP NEW WORDS WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

I LOOK FORWARD TO ONCE AGAIN JERKING OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY NOW THAT SHE HAS ENDED HER HIATUS FROM FILM

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

I WHACK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

*out of breath* I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE…

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY WITH LONGER HAIR

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY