Congrats? I went through a similar situation years ago when I worked at a warehouse as a student. I had an opportunity for full-time employment there after I finished school – this was the central warehouse for a huge nationwide chain of stores that treated their FT employees very well, had great benefits, stock…

Congrats? I went through a similar situation years ago when I worked at a warehouse as a student. I had an opportunity for full-time employment there after I finished school – this was the central warehouse for a huge nationwide chain of stores that treated their FT employees very well, had great benefits, stock…

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus Oh man, you'd lose your shit if you had to work with me. About once a month I have an extended sneezing fit that lasts for about 15 minutes of consecutive sneezing.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus Oh man, you'd lose your shit if you had to work with me. About once a month I have an extended sneezing fit that lasts for about 15 minutes of consecutive sneezing.

Isn't that a human rights violation? Aren't employers required by law to at least provide some discount pizza for lunch time meetings?

Isn't that a human rights violation? Aren't employers required by law to at least provide some discount pizza for lunch time meetings?

A few years back I had to bring a fecal sample form my cat's litterbox to the vet as part of his routine checkup and I selected the biggest turd I could find. The receptionist was like "This came from a cat?!" and I was inordinately proud of the little guy. After reading your story I'm starting to have some suspicions…

A few years back I had to bring a fecal sample form my cat's litterbox to the vet as part of his routine checkup and I selected the biggest turd I could find. The receptionist was like "This came from a cat?!" and I was inordinately proud of the little guy. After reading your story I'm starting to have some suspicions…

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus I was waiting for the "this happened recently" tag and you didn't fail to not disappoint!

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus I was waiting for the "this happened recently" tag and you didn't fail to not disappoint!

Sounds like you and I go to very different parties. That would have been a guaranteed hit with most people I know!

Sounds like you and I go to very different parties. That would have been a guaranteed hit with most people I know!

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus That sounds awesome… we stopped having mincemeat pies at Christmas after my dad died because he was the only one who ever liked them but now I kind of miss complaining about it then eating it anyway (even though we were all so stuffed from the turkey that no one really…

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus That sounds awesome… we stopped having mincemeat pies at Christmas after my dad died because he was the only one who ever liked them but now I kind of miss complaining about it then eating it anyway (even though we were all so stuffed from the turkey that no one really…

I do that too. I always feel like the conversation has happened before I got here so I'm chiming in too late to have anything new to add.

I do that too. I always feel like the conversation has happened before I got here so I'm chiming in too late to have anything new to add.

I've got a friend who can't burp either. Sometimes if he drinks too much beer he opens his mouth and a weird gurgling sound comes out but that's it. The only time he actually burped he totally freaked out because he thought he was dying.

I've got a friend who can't burp either. Sometimes if he drinks too much beer he opens his mouth and a weird gurgling sound comes out but that's it. The only time he actually burped he totally freaked out because he thought he was dying.

C'mon guys, we've got to have these stories archived in the proper place for future generations to read:

C'mon guys, we've got to have these stories archived in the proper place for future generations to read: