Lily was ALWAYS hotter than Marilyn.

Lily was ALWAYS hotter than Marilyn.

I'm surprised the shirtless Kevin James movie isn't the one featuring whaling.

I'm surprised the shirtless Kevin James movie isn't the one featuring whaling.

I had a chemistry teacher who always taped Seinfeld on Thursday nights and let us watch it in class on Friday after our weekly pop quiz.

I had a chemistry teacher who always taped Seinfeld on Thursday nights and let us watch it in class on Friday after our weekly pop quiz.

The only thing I remember about 9th grade science was that our teacher did an "experiment" at the front of the class with a candle inside a closed canister where he pumped a shot of some kind of powder into the canister and told us "If everyone's really quiet you might be able to hear a small pop" and everyone got…

The only thing I remember about 9th grade science was that our teacher did an "experiment" at the front of the class with a candle inside a closed canister where he pumped a shot of some kind of powder into the canister and told us "If everyone's really quiet you might be able to hear a small pop" and everyone got…

Hell, I also paid to see the Stuart Smalley movie, and I knew EXACTLY what I was getting into.

Hell, I also paid to see the Stuart Smalley movie, and I knew EXACTLY what I was getting into.

I'm pretty sure "I busted my nuts!" was the only thing I laughed at in the entire movie, but I still think it was kind of worth it just for that.

I'm pretty sure "I busted my nuts!" was the only thing I laughed at in the entire movie, but I still think it was kind of worth it just for that.

George Clinton in PCU?

George Clinton in PCU?

@avclub-fb3deea8bff8902a6a092a4b532b4a68:disqus  – I was responding to @Placeholder:disqus 's time travel movies sub-query, not '90s movie list.

@avclub-fb3deea8bff8902a6a092a4b532b4a68:disqus  – I was responding to @Placeholder:disqus 's time travel movies sub-query, not '90s movie list.

I got busted doing that last week. I was trying to hear the TV while I took a dump and my wife came home unexpectedly.

I got busted doing that last week. I was trying to hear the TV while I took a dump and my wife came home unexpectedly.

My dad used to make wine out of whatever the hell he could grow and we always made fun of him for his rhubarb and parsnip wines… he'd be happy to know someone was actually commercially producing a rhubarb wine (although I'm going to guess it's slightly better than his, which could charitably be described as mildly…

My dad used to make wine out of whatever the hell he could grow and we always made fun of him for his rhubarb and parsnip wines… he'd be happy to know someone was actually commercially producing a rhubarb wine (although I'm going to guess it's slightly better than his, which could charitably be described as mildly…