Was that at the Kool Haus with Psychedelic Furs? I thought they were surprisingly good except that the sound mix was insanely loud – like uncomfortably, internal-organ-upsettingly loud. But yeah, the hype girl was clearly the most prepared/competent person on the stage.

I was 8 when ROTJ was released and the ewoks were my second favourite part (after all the aliens and shit at Jabba's palace). I don't get all this revisionist history bullshit where people talk trash about Return. It was a kids' movie, we were kids, we fucking loved it.

I was 8 when ROTJ was released and the ewoks were my second favourite part (after all the aliens and shit at Jabba's palace). I don't get all this revisionist history bullshit where people talk trash about Return. It was a kids' movie, we were kids, we fucking loved it.

He's exactly as badass as I was in 8th grade.

He's exactly as badass as I was in 8th grade.

Yeah, my wife has a few cousins who have seriously looked into trying to prove their Métis heritage so they could get their status cards. (In their defense, they live in a mining/logging town in the far North and were just looking to increase their hunting/fishing limit, not mooch off the government. Also, I'd be very…

Yeah, my wife has a few cousins who have seriously looked into trying to prove their Métis heritage so they could get their status cards. (In their defense, they live in a mining/logging town in the far North and were just looking to increase their hunting/fishing limit, not mooch off the government. Also, I'd be very…

Quebec's a pretty big province… once you get outside of Montreal that hotness quotient starts to go waaaaay down.

Quebec's a pretty big province… once you get outside of Montreal that hotness quotient starts to go waaaaay down.

As a teen I saw a Batman porn parody (I believe it was called "Splatman") in which Batman had a female "manservant" named Alfreda. The only thing I remember was that Alfreda fucked another chick with a strap-on which was an eye-opening experience for 15-year-old me.

As a teen I saw a Batman porn parody (I believe it was called "Splatman") in which Batman had a female "manservant" named Alfreda. The only thing I remember was that Alfreda fucked another chick with a strap-on which was an eye-opening experience for 15-year-old me.

99%? You might want to get that colon checked out.

99%? You might want to get that colon checked out.

Yeah, it's always good to see the progression in your work… I have a couple of workbenches in my basement that I built years ago and while they're still sturdy as all hell I'm kind of embarrassed by how shitty they look.

Yeah, it's always good to see the progression in your work… I have a couple of workbenches in my basement that I built years ago and while they're still sturdy as all hell I'm kind of embarrassed by how shitty they look.

I love Sitwell's theatrical take on the menu-reading too.. the dramatic hand gestures and overblown voice are priceless.

I love Sitwell's theatrical take on the menu-reading too.. the dramatic hand gestures and overblown voice are priceless.

I don't think it's ever recovered from that time she got whacked in the face with a football.

I don't think it's ever recovered from that time she got whacked in the face with a football.

It was a Fortinos (the fancy brother of Canada's Loblaws chain). I've purchased baby clothes for my daughter there before but never really looked at the grown-up clothes. I just happened to see a pair or dark grey cords in my size on the clearance rack and tossed them in with my vegetables, Saran wrap and Cool Whip.