SCTV had already taken Das Boobs so the Simpsons were left with the butt stuff.

Sadly, my dad tried to have "the talk" with me when I was about 20. Basically it went "Uh, well… er… uh…. ahem… make sure you use protection and…. uh….. OK."

Sadly, my dad tried to have "the talk" with me when I was about 20. Basically it went "Uh, well… er… uh…. ahem… make sure you use protection and…. uh….. OK."

What channel is that on?

What channel is that on?

Maybe the vet melodramatically trying to resuscitate a hamster, saying "This is the part of the job I hate"… and casually tossing its body into the trash?

Maybe the vet melodramatically trying to resuscitate a hamster, saying "This is the part of the job I hate"… and casually tossing its body into the trash?

It's the crazed panting and snarling as he runs that kills me.

It's the crazed panting and snarling as he runs that kills me.

I don't think anyone has ever accused the Meatmen of being "witty".

I don't think anyone has ever accused the Meatmen of being "witty".

Ha! A coworker just brought a Morphine album into the office last week (can't remember what it was called at the moment, but I liked it enough to burn myself a copy) and when he put it on I was surprised because I was expecting it to be Codeine

Ha! A coworker just brought a Morphine album into the office last week (can't remember what it was called at the moment, but I liked it enough to burn myself a copy) and when he put it on I was surprised because I was expecting it to be Codeine

Dang. I thought I was a political activist now, but nope… just lazy.

Dang. I thought I was a political activist now, but nope… just lazy.

"A "sit-in" is where the employees show up for work, man their posts, but then refuse to actually do anything productive."

"A "sit-in" is where the employees show up for work, man their posts, but then refuse to actually do anything productive."

"Is everything alright in there?"

"Is everything alright in there?"

That ruined Kevin Smith AND Degrassi for me (and I'm an accredited scholar of Degrassi lore).