The poor bastard what got his neck broke by Lenny.

I wish I went to your school.

dirt-floor sacker?

Have you ever had Peking Hadrosaur?

@olivececile:disqus Thermal-processing equipment is hardly complicated machinery, but coffeemakers? Those things can cause a lot of damage if used improperly.

Yeah, that's the one!

I'm a big fan of Brad Pitt getting hit by a car THEN a van in Meet Joe Black. It's the only part of that movie I've ever seen but for some reason I've seen it a whole bunch of times.

What's that Sloan song that starts off with a police siren? That used to always scare the shit out of me when it came on the radio in the car.

Elvis didn't exactly launch into a racist tirade but he once used the n-word to describe Ray Charles, so you're not THAT far off.

Hey Kirk, what kind of manuals do you write? I do a lot of graphic design work on kitchen appliance manuals (that, of course, no one reads – amazingly, most people can figure out how to use a toaster without referring to the detailed, exploded view illustration that I spent hours drawing).

I only saw a few minutes of the special but I caught the Ed Asner/Gavin McLeod segment and I love the fact that they've turned into live action Statler and Waldorf.

I saw a 3rd Rock episode on "TVtropolis" (the Canadian version of TV Land) at my in-laws' recently and heartily enjoyed it.

How do you kill someone else via auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Why are we here? Because we're here.
Rattle the bones.

Yeah, I really noticed that quality leap when I was rewatching the series last year. The sad part is it seemed to keep getting better and better as season two went on and the last few episodes were some of the best – I know they weren’t expecting to do a third series even before Dermot Morgan died, but I really wish…

"God Created Woman" was one of the first ones I thought of, along with  "Entertaining Father Stone" and "Hell" (mainly because those two feature incredibly annoying characters), although there are still a few laughs in all of those episodes.

The Father Ted Christmas would be a great place to start, but I'd love to see the whole series covered too… there are some flat out hilarious episodes, but enough failures in there to keep the reviews interesting (so it's not just a bunch of B- to B+ ratings).

The fact you call it hop hop tells me you're not ready.

According to their commercials there’s a whole gallon of milk and 17 hazelnuts in every jar so it MUST be healthy, right?

Leftover turkey sandwiches with a thick layer of stuffing mashed between the bread is possibly the finest food man has ever created. God damn Canadian Thanksgiving was a month and a half ago and I’m not going to get another turkey dinner until Christmas.