oh geez, i can't hardly wait til i get my new webcam so i can film me screaming literally as loudly as i can like fred!!

oh geez. greg giraldo inspired me to be a comedian when i grow up. i can't hardly wait to start writing jokes and abusing prescription drugs!!

oh boy!!
oh geez! i can't hardly wait to learn to cook so i can jump off of a bridge!!

oh boy!!
oh geez! i can't hardly wait to watch it so that i can figure out a new way to kill my lame-o brother!!!