I'm hoping for a line where she introduces her wife.

The drummer in my band pronounces her name "neck-o". Gross! He doesn't seem to hear everyone else pronouncing it correctly.

My cat took an absolutely humongous dump, which she then declined to cover up, just as I was getting into bed last night. It was a towering achievement, let me tell you.

She was already nominated for a Critics' Choice Award. Which is apparently a different thing from these ones.

There's definitely some momentum building. Momentum, I say!

Orphan Black had the more riveting wig-removal sequence.

*mournful piano music plays*

Maybe the most pointless pop culture argument ever. They're both great. It's natural to prefer the the guy you saw first, and I admit to preferring Mike only because I was late to the game, but it's not like I don't think Joel is awesome too.

Yes, that's what I was trying to think of. If only there were some sort of…engine I could have used to search for the exact quote.

Bob never has a second cup of my coffee.

The new album was recorded here in Portland with Tucker Martine. I'm a very casual acquaintance of his partner, Laura Veirs, and I was scheming like mad to somehow get invited to a recording session. Alas, it did not happen.

And Bert Cooper is still going strong at 127, right?

It's a different kind of humor. Somewhere between Office Space and The Office (UK/early US).

I'm a fan too. I keep waiting for Jill Sprecher to make more movies. I mean, she did Thirteen Conversations About One Thing, which I also liked, but I think that's about it.

I adore Springsteen, but that video is a scourge on pop culture.

Been a long time…I want to say Throwing Muses? Sometime in the '00s?

You pretty much had to take rail, as parking in Hoboken is impossible. Completely impossible. Can't be done. Some time around 1982, they took a bunch of cars that didn't even have engines and just lined the streets with them, and they've been there ever since.

Hey, I played at the Stone Balloon once…around 1990, '91? We opened for '80s synthpoppers Information Society. As always when opening for national acts, we completely ransacked their buffet while they were onstage. Good times.

Allman Brothers? Nah, don't buy it. I'd say her favorite band is Thin Lizzy.

Alison pouring wine for Cosima killed me. I was imagining the editors and effects people high-fiving after finishing that scene.