Hmm…I was thinking it was short for "proto", meaning Rachel was the first clone. Did I just completely make that up?

That actually got kind of annoying, I thought. We get it, she's nuts, we don't need the crazy scratchy music cue every time.

Ha! That's awesome.

Yes, soldiers are members of the Army; Marines are, obviously, members of the Marine Corps. It used to drive me crazy on Buffy when Riley and his Initiative buds, supposedly Marines, would be addressed by someone as "soldier".

Agreed. Gayboy and Dyklone FTW!

Apparently there was a plane flying over LA the other day trailing a banner touting her for an Emmy nom? At least that's what I think Facebook was telling me. I don't know, I think it could happen.

I'm still coveting her underwear set from the going-out-to-get-after-sex-ice-cream scene.

It was a flare, and man, that shot of Helena striking her villain pose on the staircase was frickin' awesome.

Definitely flashed on BB when Alison watched Aynesley die, but the scene that took me there again was the final confrontation between Sarah and Helena. Early on in BB, when Walter was trying to decide whether to kill Crazy Eight, I had absolutely no idea which way he was going to go. I felt the same way tonight: would…

Joes for Jesus?

No way are babies cuter than cats. I mean, I like babies and all, but…99% of cats are totally adorable, but unless a baby's related to you (in which case it is the most beautiful and precious gift in Creation), its appearance is probably somewhere between mildly pleasant and horrifying.

Kristin Hersh pops out a kid like every two years, and I don't think she's ever stopped touring.

The level of schadenfreude I feel over this is wildly disproportionate to the amount of thought I've ever given the band in the past, which is to say, very little.

Knew I could trust Neckbeard to bring the Maslany love.

It's more than being able to tell them apart. I have to constantly
remind myself that these characters are not being played by different
actors.

Potter's storyline was such obvious awards bait, but she totally crushed it. Well-deserved indeed. Would've liked to see a nod for Mae Whitman too, but I guess she didn't have a really spectacular storyline this year.

I'd hear him talking, telling that fucking "Moonlight Drive" story for the eleventy billionth time, and I'd think, "This dude is one enormous fucking wanker." Then I'd listen to the first Doors record and think, "Some people have earned the right to wank all they want, and he's one of them."

[Camera continues pulling back to reveal an adolescent Dwight staring at the Scranton Business Park inside a snow globe]

I'll drop a deuce on everybody and put in votes for "Casino Night" and "Booze Cruise".

I was going to question Memphis as Oscar's destination, but then I remembered that an actual gay couple I know moved to and opened a B&B in Bowling Green. About all you can say when someone tells you that's their plan is, "OK, sure, why not?"