Jurassic Park was on TV the other day. I saw like five seconds of it, but for the rest of the day I couldn't stop singing the theme song.

MORE COSIMA SMOOCHIES.

COSIMA'S TIGHTS. THAT WHOLE SCENE GOOD LORD I CAN'T EVEN.

Eesh, I don't know. That's really not a good model to follow. #stillbitter

Fair point, and with real people I'd never make these kinds of assumptions, but with TV characters I think Occam's razor applies. Unless we're explicitly given evidence that they're bi, I think we have to assume that Cosima is gay and the others are straight.

I was going to make the same point as @facebook-100005208610485:disqus. The current assumption (which I agree with) is that sexual orientation has at least in part a biological basis, but "biological" doesn't necessarily mean "genetic", and the twin thing would seem to bear out that homosexuality cannot be merely…

It ain't the ladies that get bent out of shape, if you know what I mean!

I once shared a bill with a band called Sparkle Motion. All I could think was that there could never be a serious conversation about someone's commitment level to the band.

Bitches be codin'.

No one tell me if Ross ever gets that couch upstairs!

For some reason this is my favorite exchange:

Gibson is by all accounts (except Jodie Foster's, for some reason) an execrable human being, so it pains me to say it, but I prefer his take on the character to Hawke, Kenneth Branagh, David Tennant, Ralph Fiennes, and Laurence Fucking Olivier.

Dick is so totally underrated. I can never seem to convince anyone it's worth watching.

That freaks me out too. Have she and Erika Christensen ever played sisters?

Save the Last Dance was an adaptation of King Lear.

Or Peter Graves, so it was bound to suck.

Fucking Disqus.

I just caught up with the show via on-demand, and this is my first time checking out the comments, and I fully admit that I just scanned them looking for mentions of Cosima and her extreme hotness. It's really weird to feel different levels of attraction to different characters considering they're all played by the…

While piss drunk, presumably.

I've been a (mostly) nonfiction reader ever since getting my degree in English put me off reading novels for pleasure, but I've decided it's time to get back into fiction. To that end I just joined a "lesbian spirituality" book group, which I can see going bad in multiple ways, but…whatever. Giving it a shot. I also…