Are all these puns really Nessie-sary?

If Bigfoot doesn't exist then I'm baffled as to what's been pooping in my flower beds.

They meant "Balki". The comedy stylings of Bronson Pinchot are a well-attested influence on Bowie's latter-day work.

I was totally going to post the same thing. I think abstruse is what was called for.

I'm listening.

Also Shaft.

I call bullshit on Carousel being anyone's favorite Rodgers and Hammerstein.

It was an attempt to be humorous by inventing an irregular preterite for the verb "to prank". But they FUCKED IT UP by tacking on the regular past tense marker -ed, just like they FUCKED UP this once-great show by tacking on four or five more seasons than were needed.

Fuckin' awesome lyrics, is what the fuck that is. Fucker.

"WE LOVE YOU ALL!"

It's an awesome venue, especially on a hot summer night. It was the site of my first concert, when I was all of eight years old. Glen Campbell and Donna Fargo. And it will always be the Garden State Arts Center to me.

I love her bushel and her peck.

Ugh, no. Sarah has to be blonde and have a cute turned-up nose, because once my mom directed a high-school production of Guys and Dolls in which Sarah was played by a blonde with a cute turned-up nose and she was SO CUTE and I totally crushed on her so hard, you guys.

♫ Oo-ooh dreeeeaaaam teacher…I believe I can get you internet suckers to finance my moviiiiieeee… ♫

Wad are you guys talking about?

Oh man, my mom was always super supportive of my bands. Few things are more mortifying to an 18-year-old punk rocker than looking out at your audience and seeing your mom playing air guitar.

Pssst…they're not real. Marah just makes this shit up to test us, and you've all failed.

Please, it sounds nothing like "Foggy Mountain Breakdown". It doesn't even have banjo!

Pretty much the best part of anything is Peter Dinklage, right?

Don't miss the one where Paul Rudd plays a washed-up indie rock star. I haven't actually seen it since it aired, but I remember liking that one a lot.