I'm the same way. TV shows get watched within a week, two weeks max. I've had movies on there upwards of three years.

Speaking of playing sisters, has anyone cast Ever Carradine as Uma Thurman's sister yet?

I think she could have been a good choice for the role. Her look is a little too oddball, though. Jenna Fischer, at least in the early (better) seasons, had an almost Vealesque plainness that served the character well. She certainly owned the role so wholly that I can't imagine anyone doing it better.

I don't understand this bit at all.

Truer words, @avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus.

Even that might be stretching it. Honestly, "Cannonball" is fucking brilliant, but if that's the only Breeders song that survives the next giant flaming meteor, I'm OK with it.

But not in Portland, apparently. Nor anywhere on the West Coast.

My mom's childhood nickname was Bonnie, but her actual name is Christina. Her sister's name is Maureen, but her nickname was Cindy. That's just crazy!

I was just talking about One Day At A Time yesterday, because a friend of mine who's a new homeowner bought a tool belt, and I called her Schneider, and she didn't know who that was. I had to school her on what a groundbreaking show it was in terms of its full-throated embrace of feminism. Honestly, whenever I use the…

Does it matter how big the island is? Same recipe whether it's New Guinea or Nantucket?

Fuck you, The Terror.

Franco exists outside of time.

I'd bang a Wilbury over a Damn Yankee.

Damn, I need my TV gaydar realigned, because I did not see that coming. I did love that it was so casually dropped into conversation. I'm even OK with the one lesbian character on the show acting (at least initially) like a straight-up bitch and being pretty horribly bigoted against hearing folks—I don't need or want…

GODDAMMIT.

Charlie what now?

Some Kind of Butt-Headed Monster

"That's right, weesa bad!"

To be honest, I was referring more to my, um…letting things go. However, that's directly related to having no one to keep things nice for, so…yeah. What you said.

In the sense that my hoo-ha is as abandoned and neglected as the titular plot, it definitely is.