I'm a girl and I have blonde hair AND everyone thinks I'm the worst, so my costume is set.

It is rather Barryesque. Although my first thought was actually, "Where's Sluggo?"

It is rather Barryesque. Although my first thought was actually, "Where's Sluggo?"

Yeah, picture the dirty, dreadlocked, decrepit-fingerless-glove-wearing bike messenger guy, but instead of an envelope he's bringing you soup. That seriously happens.

Yeah, picture the dirty, dreadlocked, decrepit-fingerless-glove-wearing bike messenger guy, but instead of an envelope he's bringing you soup. That seriously happens.

I'm trying to picture Charlie Hales popping his head through the door all ferret-like, the way Sam does, but it's just not working.

I'm trying to picture Charlie Hales popping his head through the door all ferret-like, the way Sam does, but it's just not working.

Q: What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

Q: What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

Are we sure that's not KITT's evil twin, KARR? Maybe that explosion when KARR drove off the cliff was just a distraction to mask his getaway, and then he drove underwater until one day he met up with Captain Hook's pirate ship and fell in with him. Why would a car explode on contact with the ocean anyway? Huh? Why?…

Are we sure that's not KITT's evil twin, KARR? Maybe that explosion when KARR drove off the cliff was just a distraction to mask his getaway, and then he drove underwater until one day he met up with Captain Hook's pirate ship and fell in with him. Why would a car explode on contact with the ocean anyway? Huh? Why?…

Comment redacted because I was worried about how it sounded in the context of the other replies.

Comment redacted because I was worried about how it sounded in the context of the other replies.

I have a horrendous cold and had to take a couple of sick days this week, so I finally got around to watching Terriers. Did the whole thing in two sittings. Conclusion? Donal Logue is a magical leprechaun, but instead of gold he hoards awesome TV shows.

I have a horrendous cold and had to take a couple of sick days this week, so I finally got around to watching Terriers. Did the whole thing in two sittings. Conclusion? Donal Logue is a magical leprechaun, but instead of gold he hoards awesome TV shows.

I'm still watching Nashville, if only for the music.

I'm still watching Nashville, if only for the music.

"…which makes sense, as fans of glam metal are pretty reliably into musical theater."

"…which makes sense, as fans of glam metal are pretty reliably into musical theater."

Isn't it just those two and Phil Collins? Not hard to put that list in the correct order.