More fun: watching the Death Star explode, or watching the Republicans' hopes crumble on election night?

Hey, there could be something to this. I mean, both Paul Dano's character in Little Miss Sunshine and Luke Skywalker (at least initially) were frustrated wannabe pilots. And both LMS and the original Star Wars featured elderly dispensers of wisdom who died two-thirds of the way through and were addicted to smack.

Hey, there could be something to this. I mean, both Paul Dano's character in Little Miss Sunshine and Luke Skywalker (at least initially) were frustrated wannabe pilots. And both LMS and the original Star Wars featured elderly dispensers of wisdom who died two-thirds of the way through and were addicted to smack.

That would be difficult, seeing as I'm a lady.

That would be difficult, seeing as I'm a lady.

OK, this has nothing to do with these episodes, I just needed to mention it in a place where someone might appreciate it.

OK, this has nothing to do with these episodes, I just needed to mention it in a place where someone might appreciate it.

NO! Chewie does not have genitals! Underneath all that fur he is as SMOOTH AS A KEN DOLL! Stop ruining my childhood with the notion of wookie junk!

NO! Chewie does not have genitals! Underneath all that fur he is as SMOOTH AS A KEN DOLL! Stop ruining my childhood with the notion of wookie junk!

"I'm a sexy chewbacca."

"I'm a sexy chewbacca."

Boy is my face red! You're right, of course. So is it true that Paul actually played that drum solo?

Boy is my face red! You're right, of course. So is it true that Paul actually played that drum solo?

Um, "Benedict Cumberbatch" came out in '68, dude.

Um, "Benedict Cumberbatch" came out in '68, dude.

"Where are we going, lads?"

"Where are we going, lads?"

Goddammit, that's the line I always post whenever Ringo's name comes up.

Goddammit, that's the line I always post whenever Ringo's name comes up.

So there's this DJ who seems very proud of himself for knowing that Cat Power's real name is Chan Marshall, except he pronounces it like Charlie Chan. I am equally proud of myself (if not more so) for knowing that it's actually pronounced "Shawn", and I wish to belittle him in some fashion. How should I proceed?