Stay on target.

Don't worry, it's only a name…

If everyone just calms down…
This movie will be forgotten in another week or so, just like every thing else from a week ago.

Great
This was great. My day has been made…until I go see Kids In The Hall tonight. But this is gonna keep me going until then. Thanks.

Aparently you've never been to a Zoning Board Parade.

Pink
If I understand my color theory correctly, wouldn't everything be faintly greenish today, having been exposed to so much pink?

Just like the Greeks!

Useless.

At the movies
I went to the movies once with a friend of mine and it was so crowded we had to sit in seats right next to each other. Naturally, we had to start making out, despite our strongly asserted heteroness. Later, I went to the restroom and peed in the stall to avoid any more sexual confusion caused by using…

If only this sugar were as sweet as you.

Just keep your head down until you're all the way inside.

Shelley Duvall
That's a great picture of Shelley Duvall. She's one of those strangely appealing women that can be either quite attractive (see, various mid-70's Altman), or real freaky-deaky.

Naomi's Helicooter
Very nice.

Sweet, sweet can.

Little Man
I was taking the Megabus home not too long ago and the driver was kind enough to play Little Man (preceded by Pursuit of Happyness and Aragon) for us all to enjoy. I'll say this for the Wayans brothers, they certainly know how to make a terrible movie. It's really a much better alternative to reading or…

Alright, calm down.

But how was the Gummi di milo?
Made by artisans working strictly in the medium of gummi.

Nevermind, it didn't last.

IDES OF MARCH
Thanks for that track. What a great pick-me-up in the middle of yet another miserable work day. It's really gonna make the last two hours much more pleasant.

Simpsons story idea
[Simpson kid] becomes Krusty's assistant, accidently becomes famous, show business burns him out. Something about a lame activity on the side, like coin collecting, no, box making….