I always used to accidentally call this show "Harpers Ferry."

"HA!" That actor really sold that he was an adjunct.

"I was just telling my friend here that you can't make a lot of money in art history."
"That's not true. Last year I made almost $22,000 and my life is very hard."

Ooh, your face is all red like a strawbrary.

What's something you like to do that most people don't like to do (for example going to the dentist or untangling Christmas lights)?

"Marla Hooch, what a hitter."

Kent!  Kent Boyd!

Kent!  Kent Boyd!