Gotta pay off all those concussion law suits. 

I don't know why Disney shied away.  It's not like they haven't killed off a bunch of parents in their movies.

Well, at least if he get's jumped his hands are all taped up and ready for a fight.

Everybody loves a montage. Come on.

Most people I know started out at a non-profit with shit for pay and worked their way up to a decent if numbing job where they got paid well and could goof around on AV Club all day.  Why don't they make that movie.

Oh, is that why you can't make a relationship last 40 days?  You might want to scale back. 

Or she will be killed in cold blood because she's the smoker of the movie. 

Yeah. I've met her.  Cuteness only gets you so far. 

My friend's husband has an alter-ego named Jameson.  You have to be very careful with that stuff!

A bottle a day adds up.

Well, you might have found it sexy if you were the one having sex with her.  Just sayin.

Is Bruce Willis in this too?  Oh and Chuck Norris. 

I don't think he actually is capable of turning down a role.  I call foul play.  Something smells fishy. 

yuck. Now I'm thinking about Kelsey Grammer tossing someone's salad and following it up with a plate of eggs.  Excuse me.  I' need to figure out how to scrub my brain.

Soderbergh bread, it's delicious with chilli.

Hmmmm… I find this very interesting.  If I were to go to work and my boss gave me a dildo I'd lose my fucking shit.  Yes, she's working in an unorthodox work environment but does that mean that someone has the right to tell her he's got a fat cock and all sorts of other totally unwanted bullshit.  If a guy in a bar…

well there was also summer school which is kind of the same theme. 

You're such a pussy.

I never knew we had so many British commenters here at the AV Club. 

The books are horrible.  I can say that because I read them for some unfathomable reason.  That said, the movie could be super hot.  Two good looking people having hot s&m sex.  Will it be a good movie, probably not, but it could still be watchable.