I was recently playing Dance Magic Dance for my 18 month old (trying to instill a love of Bowie from an early age) when my husband walks in the room and asks if I'm trying to scar our child. I was like, what because the puppets are scary and he said no, look at his pants.

now I have to go Google because I didn't realize they had that many films out.

I've got no problem with Larry the cable guy in this movie. I agree it fits the part. I just don't like the movie. It's so nostalgic for a "better" time. I realize they are creating a road movie (fitting) but that is one of my least favorite genres so it started out with a strike in the negative column for me.

naturally.

I just looked at your picture to see if I could see cat nipples. *hangs head low.

how…cryptic, it's…intriguing.

I refuse to decorate my baby girl's room from a store that hates women.

I live in Iowa. There is a Michael's but it's small and doesn't have a ton of stuff. I will just have to buy more stuff from the internet while I am at work.

what!?

touché

Damn it, you just gave me autism.

I had millions of unborn children? Jesus, what happened!

Spread, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

they had a new editor with a golden shower fetish.

I am actually really mad at Hobby Lobby because I used to buy a lot of shit for my house there. I'm in the middle of decorating my baby's room and now I can't shop there any more because they are a bunch of assholes. So fuck you Hobby Lobby.

It's a clenched up ice cave.

Yes well I know all my grade school friends and I constantly talked about our vaccinations. If anything these kids are getting made fun of because their parents are idiots, and they probably are too.

As I read the first half I was about to get my undies in a bunch, but then…clap, clap, clap. (I'm applauding your joke.)

Oh I'm getting queasy thinking about Tejano covers of pop songs. It makes me feel car sick.

As someone who does not like beans, I love my meat and tomato sauce stew.