I think making it a daily feature was probably unwise. It makes it's role as filler all too apparent.

Me neither, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Belgium's only like the size of Maryland.

Feast and Dance feel like a major slowdown after the rush of plot developments that was the second half of Storm, but there are still some incredible scenes/characters in both books. The books also do a solid job of reestablishing the stakes and building toward a climax and I think a lot of boring stuff that "goes…

The "he's gonna die on us" thing is kind of offensive honestly. He's only 64 and doesn't have any serious health issues. Just because he's fat doesn't mean we should start writing his obituary yet.

I like Dorne and the Iron Islands, but devoting the first few chapters of Crows to all those new characters was probably a mistake. After a while they started blurring together and I just wanted to see what the main characters were up to.

Jesus no, let him keep working the way he has been. Maybe he's slow, but he's a really fine writer with a distinct voice and suddenly introducing a co-author and "aggressive editing" would destroy that. Every time the show makes big changes or invents scenes they come out flat and artless. Characters start announcing…

But it's in black and white, so surely it's True Art(tm).

Yeah, if they still had an editor, he would have cut that sentence.

Are you a time traveler from 2007?

Nah, that's not gonna happen. We might have an episode where one of the main character's old flames is a woman now and drama though.

Would you rather they get off writing shitty erotic fanfiction?

Usually there are too many comments on too many articles for me to actually read most of them. I just browse until I find an excuse to call someone rude names. Shithead.

What makes pubes '70s' exactly? Are they permed? Because mine make a pretty solid dickfro on their own.

This whole column felt phoned in. The "let him steal Playboys" advice was pretty much a total brushoff. If I were the earnest overprotective mother writing someone I trust for advice and got such a blatant non-answer, I'd feel insulted and betrayed.

Probably? Probably? More like definitely raped her. He pretty much says as much.

I just want to know what you've been using all those q-tips for.

No fuzzy guitar, whiny vocals, or facial topiary?

Your editor is on the losing side of the battle. Taking out that comma can seriously muddle the meaning of a sentence and now that we don't use typewriters and thus have a little bitty comma instead of a big ol fatty one, there's really not much reason to leave it out even in print journalism.

Probably a good thing, given that their grades don't correlate to each other at all. They don't usually give out As unless something's actually pretty good (note I say "good" not "entertaining"), but a B+ can mean anything from "not great, but better than I expected" to "really, really great, except for this one thing…

I'm still mad at them for making me think it was The Police every time A Punk came on only to have it turn into some college kids saying something or other about raincoats.