Let's not forget poor Debbie Harry.

That Dangerous Moose guy?

I got in trouble for saying "pissed" as well. It was 7th grade math and I distinctly remember it because until that point I'd had no idea anyone considered the word offensive.

To be fair, urine is sterile, so it wouldn't be the worst toothpaste out there.

My 9th grade Geography teacher was extremely devoted to his job as the girls soccer coach and would dote on the pretty girls but treat the rest of us like crap. It wasn't a huge surprise when he got arrested a few years after I graduated. Three other teachers at my school also got caught having affairs with students…

Man that scene was great and you have no soul.

Where did the internet consensus that Ford was awful in Crystal Skull come from? I mean maybe he wasn't great or anything idunno, but when I watched it, I never found myself thinking "this is really bad acting."

The expanded universe was never canon. The prequels proved that pretty conclusively.

When communism does its job right, you won't be sure it's done anything at all.

Dying Yoda is rather heartbreaking as well.

Pretty sure it's the same system Disturbed keeps telling us to get down with. I really don't know which talent-wasting egomaniac to trust.

B+ reference. I would've giving you an A, but you left the r in try.

Sorry, I'm not sure I can alder my behavior that much. I may have to bough out here.

the one alec baldwin scene isn't even in the play, so really they could just cut out a cast member, but then people would be pissed because no one reads plays

To me, "Baab" will always been the swedish pop band that spread the smirskehoeven — the silly dance that actually makes you stupider — in that episode of Pinky and the Brain.  Naturally, Pinky was immune to it.

Why do you care what trailer they show? Can't you just watch it online? I will say my Hobbit trailer experience was pretty great though. Four or five different post-apocalyptic movies followed by the Pacific Rim trailer announcing that the apocalypse had been cancelled. It was very reassuring.

I don't think it's just the media doing it though. My experience in real life has been that if a man is under thirty, thin, fashionably-dressed and well/over-groomed, but NOT an athlete/actor/model, then he's almost certainly gay. I think this is largely a matter of self selection. Because the twink/gym rat/guppie…

What is this "Mike" era you refer to? There is no host but Joel, and original Crow was his prophet.

Automatic fetishization of all swedes is one of the funniest things about the 70s.

Flagged for thinking it's 2001 and these jokes are still funny.