Or a murderous horse.

Man, don't you get it? Lucifer is God, he just doesn't know it. Like Christian Slater in that show that got canceled or that other guy in that other show that got canceled.

What? No! God totally exists. He's just dead.

I'm not even sure what accent you're going for, Yorkshire by way of cockney maybe? But this still makes me laugh.

The long gap in his life between baby Jesus fleeing to Egypt and grown up Jesus getting sick of carpentry was spent largely standing in a field waiting for that prick Sean to shout "unfreeze." Also, the rules for TV tag were even more confusing back then.

Pha King is my favorite restaurant name.

A few years back a bunch of posters from SomethingAwful did a forum invasion of a super right-wing Sarah Palin fan-site. At first they used the usual infiltration tactic of pretending to be true believers and getting the regulars to say stupid/racist/inflamatory crap to make them look bad. Eventually though the…

I'm with you Miller. Some of the women in particular have this absurdly affected newcaster voice that makes them sound like sophisticated text-to-speech programs — flat in tone, perfectly enunciated, and utterly devoid of emotion or emphasis. Lakshmi Singh and Alyssa Block are the worst though because they both have…

I'm with you Miller. Some of the women in particular have this absurdly affected newcaster voice that makes them sound like sophisticated text-to-speech programs — flat in tone, perfectly enunciated, and utterly devoid of emotion or emphasis. Lakshmi Singh and Alyssa Block are the worst though because they both have…

Where are these people who smell like patchouli? I known people who always smelled like weed and people who always smelled like cigarettes (even if you smoke both the tobacco will drown out the weed), people who lit incense to cover weed smell, people who used mints to avoid weed breath, all that shit. Never patchouli…

Where are these people who smell like patchouli? I known people who always smelled like weed and people who always smelled like cigarettes (even if you smoke both the tobacco will drown out the weed), people who lit incense to cover weed smell, people who used mints to avoid weed breath, all that shit. Never patchouli…

Old school bar soap doesn't kill germs either, it just washes the oil off the skin taking most of the germs with it. Unless you get soap that explicitly says it's "anti-bacterial" it probably isn't and even if it does say that it still might not be. You're dead on about the deoderant though. I know Toms of Maine…

Old school bar soap doesn't kill germs either, it just washes the oil off the skin taking most of the germs with it. Unless you get soap that explicitly says it's "anti-bacterial" it probably isn't and even if it does say that it still might not be. You're dead on about the deoderant though. I know Toms of Maine…

It made me want to punch someone.

Hey now, H.O.T.S. is quality entertainment and I'm sure someone worked really hard on making sure those white t-shirts were tight enough.

I love the little pause before skateboard. Like she just realized how embarrassed she should be.

There's also lots of references to replicated food/drinks tasting like shit (which we all know they would) and despite the whole "no currency" thing they have shops and gambling and holosuites that seem only a step away from being virtual brothels. You can say that they're all paying with latinum or credit chits or…

The sequence where he dances with the lamp has new and unwelcome erotic overtones.

Yeah the thorn and ash are pretty cool because they distinguished between sounds that are written the exact same way in modern English. For those that don't know, they're both "th" but the thorn is like in "the" and the ash is like in "think." It's funny how languages will get simpler instead of more complex.

Australians don't fit in anywhere.