Australians don't fit in anywhere.

Your OCD would also like to remind you that you may have left the refrigerator door open. You probably didn't, but shouldn't you go check?

"Hat too small… losing blood in brain… must… keep… scowling."

Why are you guys bothering to argue with a guy named "Smegmatrix" anyway? He's not necessarily a troll, he could have just read something wrong on the internet. Either way though, it's a little pathetic. The median life span is completely worthless when talking about societies where more than a quarter of the…

14 is too young for sex. As an adult who never got laid in high school I feel this very strongly. Of course, when I was 14, I was 4'11" and riddled with acne, so it was never an issue for me. I did learn to resent all the people who were getting laid though.

Straight men like Mumford and Sons? Weird. I'm a straight guy and shocked to learn that I'm part of their intended demographic.

Aren't you taking hitting 40 pretty hard?  Want to talk about being stuck in the middle? I was born in 89. Somewhere between "gen y" and the millennials. I seem to be retroactively labeled a millennial, but when people started tossing the term around ten years ago they were mostly talking about kids five years younger…

Yeah I never heard a no padded jungle gym. Sounds like a PTA mom's wet dream though.

We only have people with ironic mustaches because assholes in the seventies ruined unironic ones. The generation that gave us Tom Selleck and Ron Jeremy does not get to criticize our facial hair.

Idiotking is living proof that Milenials may be annoying but we aren't half as bad as gen-xers.

I saw Wrath of Khan for the first time in years the other day and I was surprised by how subdued the actual "Khan!" is. I mean it's a little silly, but nothing like as long and dramatic as most people seem to remember it. Certainly not as bad as the big no from Sith. It's like a 6-7 on the Shatnometer tops.

I'm also getting a little worried that Nabin may have acute introductoritus. I know he likes to start everything he writes with a semi-relevant aside, but this is getting ridiculous. The entire first half of this article is about Tarantino and working in a video store without even a mention of the movie he's…

I'm not a lawyer, but…

I'm pretty sure Mr. Capwne won't be satisfied until Jonathan Coulton personally shows up at his door and apologizes for all the pain he's caused him or at the very least shits in his mouth while he jerks off.

Do you know what a troll is?

GH just wants to live in a world where SMAL has more than one hit song about big butts and their greatness. Can't a guy dream?

You just reminded me of the scene in Fresh Prince where Will Smith pretends to be a mincing gay hairstylist. It was pretty painful, honestly. I've spent years trying to suppress it but your post just sent it all screaming back at me. You monster.

There have been quite a few fakes over the years. My favorite one ever (though it might have been Ann Landers) was the one where someone caught their dog chewing on their neighbor's pet rabbit. So they assume their dog killed it and panic. They go to the pet store and buy an identical rabbit and stick it in their…

If I never hear the word "slutshaming" again I'll be happy, but I'm afraid it might be entering the lexicon. I don't think I'd ever heard the term until a few months ago but suddenly it's everywhere. I guess it's a useful word or whatever, but something about the way it sounds makes me wince a little every time I hear…

Counterthesis: Weird Al is one of the best musicians of this generation with the staying power and adaptability to prove it, but doesn't get the main-stream respect he deserves because everyone associates him with his straight parodies like "eat it" and forgets about the more subtle brilliance of his stylistic…