Why send people to Nebraska and New Hamsphire, where suspicious behavior and dodgy pasts are likely to be noticed? I say Florida is the best place to go if you're on the lam. It's a state full of middle aged deadbeat dads, alimony dodgers, registered sex offenders and Parrotheads so the cagier you are, the more you'll…

Aw man I've been calling it Breaking Brad for five years now

I just want to commend Breaking Bad for not having Walt order a Bushmills at the bar.

I will happily add this to the list of shows where I've watched every single episode then passed on the finale. That list currently includes Big Love, The Killing and Damages and I'm pretty sure Homeland will end up there too.

I was saying Boo-enos Aires.

I have to take issue with #5 there. If you can find someone who's even willing to just make out to Don't Get 2 Close 2 My Fantasy, you got to cling to them for dear life 'cause that's a keeper.

I just like that it's being reviewed by Kenny Herzog, who I imagine to
be Werner Herzog's little-acknowledged half-wit American love child.

I dunno, "She's always a woman to me" might be alright, even though the woman in question sounds like a really horrible person. "The Stranger" has a pretty cool 70s groove, if you're into that.

You want to know what's really awesome about the USPS? Media Mail. You can send a super-heavy box of books across the country for almost nothing.

I have to think the fact that he's Mike Seaver's kid factors into this somehow.

"Gig Herpes." It's not without its charm, but you're probably ruining his chances at a high paying career in porn.

He makes iron-on letters for personalized late 70s/early 80s t-shirts.

There's two things I just love about the iPhone auto-correction.

Yeah, he was an asshole in relationships, but so what? Unless he directly fucked over your mom or something it's I don't see why a 20 or 30 something or whatever you are in 2013 is supposed to hold a grudge against a guy who died in 1987. It's relevant to understanding his work, don't get me wrong, but are we really…

Don Jon's trailer looks like shit, but it looks like shit in that way that trailers look like shit when the studio has something great but unconventional on their hands but they don't know what to do with it except dumb it down so it looks like the very thing it set out to subvert. Or, maybe it's just dumb, I dunno.

I'd be more than willing to believe there's some really talented writers on Dexter. But being a staff writer on a TV show means you're paid to give your higher-ups ideas that fit their vision of what the show is supposed to be. And if the showrunner and network are cool with Dexter-level quality (or worse, think it's…

What's the point of "The Rest" again? If I wanted to read a two-sentence dismissal with zero insight by some guy whose opinion I don't share or care about I can just skip to the comments section.

I believe The Flash can outrun Superman. However, The Flash doesn't have Superman's invulnerability, so wouldn't he be in constant danger of killing himself by running into some unexpected obstacle or something?

That Marshal is so dumb, he'd probably eat a grenade thinking it was a sack of hamburgers.

The AV Club turned into Dynamite Magazine so gradually I didn't even notice.