Cut to comedy nerds in 1992 saying this young punk Phil Hartman is no Bob Newhart, or something.

Also almost forty: Andy Samberg.

I saw this when I was a kid but always thought it was "2010."

Careful there. "Thus it is pretentious as defined by Webster's" is one of those looping rabbit-hole sentences that, if left unchecked, can open a rift in the space-time continuum.

Ahem. Connery played an Egyptian who took on a Spanish identity, which clearly explains why he has a Scottish accent. Christopher Lambert plays a Scotsman who's never left his clan's little territory, which should explain why his accent is… Kind of Belgian? Generic Eurotrash? Straight out of Wiseau country?

Let's do that, the death thing, and then afterwards, I want to talk to you guys about the amazing new Budweiser bowtie-shaped cans.

Modern life is difficult and expensive and most of us live in urban/suburban sprawl, so I think there's a common fantasy to live in a small, quaint community filled with interesting people and where things are a lot simpler and slow moving.

For the record, let it be publicly known that I WILL NOT be there for you.

You know, instead of Joshua, they could have had Aaron Paul play dual roles as Aaron and Paul.

That was back when people lived for 900 years, so everyone was pretty much alive at the same time.

Protip: If you want to receive divine revelations through the microwave oven, you should stare into said light while running it with the door open.

YO CHECK OUT MY COAT OF MANY COLORS, BITCHES!

Spring Break… Spring Break…

"Binary?" "Dichotomy?" Aren't those just buzzwords dumb people use to sound important?

Has anyone around here ever really hated on Skyler for the Ted thing? I've seen reactions like the above as if that's going on all the time but I've never seen anyone actually, seriously make that comment.

The wide release is because of a little thing I like to call "The Dice Factor."

I predicted it too, but instead of dying in a fire I thought he was going to be hiding between the walls in her house and subsisting on buckets of fish heads.

Nah, the way to be a laughing stock in "the industry" is to a show like Terriers. It only lasted one season! ONE! Ha ha ha.

The funny thing is Dexter (the books) also had an interesting premise and took the characters in an almost completely different direction, and completely fucked that up as well.

Good advice. "Don't start a high-stakes criminal organization with a bunch of ironic aliases met on a TV comment board."