MASH was a comedy?

The twins are pulpy, but when all is said and done keep in mind they're all attitude without the goods to back it up.. They only kill innocent people by surprise, and when they get into a real fight with someone who's ready for them— well, you know what happens. So they actually do fit well in this world (which, let's…

That's actually pretty deftly handled, but the scene where he makes a hamburger for Pat and it comes to life and plays "Everybody Wants Some" seems really out of place.

Great news! Racism is back.. In Pog form!

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 I have problems sleeping at night

Mike Love looks an awful lot like The Skipper in that picture.

He might as well have fun with it at this point. I suggest he takes Arthur Lee's place in, yes, Love and do a Forever Changes meets Kokomo tour.

"Born to Runner-Up? No, never heard of that Simpsons joke. What's a The Simpsons?"

No, they spelled it right. Moronic… C-A-R-O-L-I-N-A. Moronic.

Yeah, the only modern equivalent I can come up with is George Clooney. Man, Clooney would make a fantastic Batman.

And, interestingly, both are populated almost entirely by Brits.

Oops, that's a typo. It's actually starring Brendan Fraser.

I think a lot of negativity was the timing. People were pissed off that HBO cancelled Deadwood and John From Cincinnati was the consolation prize. If a few years had passed, it probably would have fared better.

Sure, but if you're going to go by that percentage you ought to narrow it down to the population who's eligible to be counted. Little kids, non-english speakers, etc. etc. don't really factor into the equation.

Brendan Gleeson plays an evil American media mogul who ruthlessly cuts down series after series created by a saintly genius television writer named Mavid Dilch. Also, Dilch is played by Ryan Gosling and at night he solves mysteries while posing as a high class gigolo.

I feel like your gimmick would work better if you were actually posting to the wrong AV Club article instead of just making random generic shit up.

Better yet, if you're a grown man, don't refer to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, like, ever.

She looks familiar.. Kind of a long shot, but could she be Pam Bachelor's daughter?

Right. But put that aside for a minute and let me pitch an idea. Sean Young and Harrison Ford play aging robots who are set in their ways, and Sean Young wants to spice up their lackluster sex life. So they attend an intense, week-long counseling session to work on their relationship where lots of awkward hijinks…

Be paranoid, I guess, but who cares if Netflix knows you shared your password? They can't do much more than cancel your service, and then they're out a customer so unless it's egregious they probably wouldn't even do that.