Fair enough, but he's directed quite a lot of TV in the past (Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Man to Man with Dean Learner), so "dipped into directing" seems a bit off to me. He's probably one of the best directors in the UK right now.

She also guested on a song called 'Sucker' on Mike Patton's Peeping Tom album. It's a great song and she swears like a motherfucker on it.

If you're not convinced by Olivia Colman yet, watch Tyrannosaur. She's amazing in it.

The last phrase the guy says, which Louie then repeats (and does the tones suprisingly well), is 经常来北京到我家来做客, which means "come to Beijing often, and come be a guest at my house".

The last phrase the guy says, which Louie then repeats (and does the tones suprisingly well), is 经常来北京到我家来做客, which means "come to Beijing often, and come be a guest at my house".

Totally. Worst part is, including Nevermind in this list (not least at no.1) is total bullshit - infants have an innate ability to swim.

Pantera had a good one…
War Nerve, on The Great Southern Trendkill:

No way, Bubba Ho-Tep was perfect. I'd actually rate it as one of my favourite films of the last decade. Great concept, great execution, and a great performance from Bruce Campbell as Elvis. I really don't see what could possibly be better about this film.

My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's quite nice.

While I agree that Primus, Deftones and the mighty Bungle are infinitely better, I actually have a bit of a soft spot for Incubus. Their early albums were piss-poor Bungle/FNM rip-offs, but they've improved a lot over the years. Plus they might actually be the best live band I've seen play in Hong. (No, really. Says a…

If there's one song that's so bad it actually makes me want to kill people, it has to be that fucking Nilsson song about the lime and the coconut. The endless, mindless repetition, the horrible, horrible voices, the shoddy melody - I hate everything about it. Urgh.

Ah bollocks and I fell for the bait - gutted!

Dreich
The secret of the Buckie Code can be found if you check the state of the weather in the video around 3:30 mins in - grey, miserable and twatting it down with rain. Fucking depressing. Welcome tae Glasgae!

Dolefilth? Never once heard that one. Did you mean 'dolescum'? Also, 'ned' is used extensively in the West coast of Scotland. Jeezo man, if you're going to write like an arrogant prick, at least be accurate!

shut it ya dobber!

YES to the Brass Eye paedo episode. Episode 5 of The Day Today would be fantastic too - there's an amazing sequence that satirises war coverage on TV news networks: "The stretched twig of peace is at melting point. People here are literally bursting with war."

Soilent Green are pretty much exactly Southern Technical Death Metal… check out 'Her Unsober Ways' in particular. Sick.