If it was a legitimate job I'm given to understanding that the CEO has ways of shutting the whole company down and moving to China.

@avclub-6ca57d2774f04ac8acf3d2b10f0338f4:disqus, I can find no fault in that logic. A nobel prize for you.

False. Women love swarms of things. Especially stink lizards.

We'll dress him up like a bunny! Haha. And get a giant hawk! To kill him!

Anything with Magic Man in it is the best.

All reality TV is designed to elicit schadenfreude. Or fahrvergnügen. Definitely one of those. Or maybe it's lebensraum.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus, well the astronauts themselves didn't revolutionize most of those things. And there's no way people are gonna pay money to see a group of people sit around and engineer. Screwing in screws in space would be infinitely more exciting to the general public than that.

@avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus, without science there is no engineering. At all. It's just applied science and mathematics. Without those esoteric fields we have nothing technologically relevant. This is why 3/4+ of engineering coursework is science and math.

So CBC isn't showing the banner raising? Or is that gonna be on TSN? Seems like Canada would collectively appreciate seeing the celebration.

I'll be cheering for the Priates, Rays and A's. Speaking of which, did you see that ludicrous officiating display last night? Trappiest ball that every got trapped in a trap full of traps.

You misspelled "Fahk"

Ohio has the 2nd highest number of presidents born there. However, none of them were very good or especially memorable as presidents.

You were lucky enough that your comment triggered two of my conditions: My Teutonophilia and my love of being a tedious pedant.

Hockey starts today. As long as they don't shut that down, I'm good.

Ugh. Well. Now I'm creepily standing outside this best buy for nothing…..well, nothing more than my usual reason: staring at passersby.

Apparently they've really hipster'd up downtown Durham. At least that's what it looks like to my transplanted eyes.

IT'S OUT TODAY!?! WHY DIDN'T THE INTERNET INFORMS ME OF THIS PRIOR TO NOW?! We had a deal internet. I waste my life on you and in exchange you facilitate my wasting of life on other things.

The Hobbit 2: Back in the Hobbit

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't touch it?

Wikipedia informs me it's Charlotte. I too was expecting them to come from the Triangle area. It's an odd blend of "mainstream" and redneck here I've noticed. Akin to my college town of Champaign, IL.