Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle! *gets hit with garbage basket in head* Fuck off!

Here comes that Sergeant Angel….Check out 'is 'orse.

Mr. P. I. Staker? PISSTAKER, COME ON!

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus USA! USA! USA!

"Everyone and their Mum's got a gun out here in the country!"
"Like Who?"
"Farmers"
"Who else?"
"….Farmer's mums…"

I have to work both days.

I'm an American AND I had to work today.

Sometimes war!

@avclub-303c766a6aaaebd9b283e62c7b2d3e10:disqus Yeah, Allagash makes my favorite Belgian White. It's truly the only Belgian White I've ever enjoyed.

Same boat man. Takes a lot of hops these days before it registers as "too hoppy". That 1000 IBU beer Mikkeller made did the trick though.

Pfft, Shit's too expensive to use for just getting underaged chicks drunk. I prefer to blend MD 20/20 and Wolfschmidt when I lurk around high schools.

@avclub-f3165be83d2dd835403b494eb7185ce2:disqus If you enjoy IPAs, go down to Florida and grab yourself some Cigar City Jai Alai, and if you're lucky get some tropical Jai Alai from the brewery. Greatest IPA ever.

Ommegang makes some damn good Belgian styles, for being (mostly) American. And of course there are some amazing beers coming out of Belgium itself. However, by and large I feel that the "Belgian-styles" fad is overplayed. It's getting to the point where I don't really trust anything that proclaims itself Belgian-style…

How and why would anyone think carbonated whiskey would be good?

Bros, bros, come on. Try making a white russian with cake vodka. IT TASTES SLIGHTLY MORE OF VANILLA!

The only way to combat the snakequake is with a MONGOOSESOON!

@avclub-281715cafa675bf359ebaa42cb44fa17:disqus  Well, he missed me.

It produces WHALE FORCE WINDS!

I choose to believe that God's active involvement goes in spurts. cause, I mean the bible starts at around 6000 BC right? What about the hundreds of thousands of years of human history before that? And really, God's active involvements between 6000 BC and 100 AD goes in spurts too, it's not like he does something new…

Marianas Trench low